Episodes

Sunday Aug 15, 2021
S1_Mass Effect 23: The Walls Come Down
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
The crew meet Ozzy's temporal doppleganger and proceed to do jack nothing to prevent whatever it plans to do with the Amaranth. Zira throws candy.
Also, post credit technical difficulty shenanigans.
Content Warnings: Reference to time travel incest
Credits:
Kane Victus is played by Nathan Eastram.
Zira'tum nar Novuum is played by Mackenzie Eastram.
Ozailyander is played by Will Leet.
Hosted Edited, and produced by Alex Conwell.
Original music by Alex Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Mass Effect Universe by Bioware, owned by Electronic Arts.
Genesys rpg owned by Fantasy Flight Games.
Mass Effect Genesys mod by Blusunrize.
Also Sprach Zarathustra by Johann Strauss, arranged and performed by Alex Conwell.
Fractal Skies: https://alexconwellcreative.bandcamp.com/releases
Diceweave Mass Effect Trailer: https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-znjqh-1093d75

Sunday Aug 01, 2021
S1_Mass Effect 22: The Soldered Spiral
Sunday Aug 01, 2021
Sunday Aug 01, 2021
The gang dive into the high winds or Orunmila to pierce the heart of the Soldered Spiral, but what they find there is not what any of them expected.
Content Warnings: Child abandonment, discussion about character death and suicide.
Credits:
Kane Victus is played by Nathan Eastram.
Zira'tum nar Novuum is played by Mackenzie Eastram.
Ozailyander is played by Will Leet.
Hosted Edited, and produced by Alex Conwell.
Original music by Alex Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Mass Effect Universe by Bioware, owned by Electronic Arts.
Genesys rpg owned by Fantasy Flight Games.
Mass Effect Genesys mod by Blusunrize.
Also Sprach Zarathustra by Johann Strauss, arranged and performed by Alex Conwell.
The Blue Danube by Johann Strauss, performed by Rytmi-Pojat in Finland, 1936.
Fractal Skies: https://alexconwellcreative.bandcamp.com/releases
Diceweave Mass Effect Trailer: https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-znjqh-1093d75

Thursday Jul 15, 2021
S1_Mass Effect 21: Drivers, Dive-ins, and Rides
Thursday Jul 15, 2021
Thursday Jul 15, 2021
The Crew go to an extreme sporting goods store, meet with sports people, and we learn even more horrifying things about hanar biology.
Content Warnings: sports stereotypes, celebrity parody, discussion of externalizing digestive systems, bad ASMR
Credits:
Kane Victus is played by Nathan Eastram.
Zira'tum nar Novuum is played by Mackenzie Eastram.
Ozailyander is played by Will Leet.
Hosted Edited, and produced by Alex Conwell.
Original music by Alex Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Mass Effect Universe by Bioware, owned by Electronic Arts.
Genesys rpg owned by Fantasy Flight Games.
Mass Effect Genesys mod by Blusunrize.

Thursday Jul 01, 2021
S1_Mass Effect 20: Drink, Digress, Discover
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
The Crew of the Quilt "gather intel" about Evelyn's whereabouts. Kane pretends to get wasted. Zira, Ozzy, and Kas play beerpong. We learn too much about hanar biology. Its hijinks all the way down.
Content Warnings: major overuse of alcohol, drinking games, somewhat detailed musings about alien reproductive organs, proboscus, offhand mention of boofing, hanar racism
Credits:
Kane Victus is played by Nathan Eastram.
Zira'tum nar Novuum is played by Mackenzie Eastram.
Ozailyander is played by Will Leet.
Hosted Edited, and produced by Alex Conwell.
Original music by Alex Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Mass Effect Universe by Bioware, owned by Electronic Arts.
Genesys rpg owned by Fantasy Flight Games.
Mass Effect Genesys mod by Blusunrize.

Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
S1_Mass Effect 19: New Places, New Faces
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
The Crew of the Quilt arrive at Erinle station in the wake of Evelyn Briar. Ozzy has a clandestine meeting with a new friend while Kane and Zira figure out what to do with the clowns.
Content Warnings: ignorant/racist rumor
Credits:
Kane Victus is played by Nathan Eastram.
Zira'tum nar Novuum is played by Mackenzie Eastram.
Ozailyander is played by Will Leet.
Hosted Edited, and produced by Alex Conwell.
Original music by Alex Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Mass Effect Universe by Bioware, owned by Electronic Arts.
Genesys rpg owned by Fantasy Flight Games.
Mass Effect Genesys mod by Blusunrize.

Saturday May 15, 2021
Treasure Dungeon Friends
Saturday May 15, 2021
Saturday May 15, 2021
We're back with a oneshot of The Treasure At The End Of This Dungeon Is An Escape From This Dungeon, And We Will Never Escape From This Dungeon. Comedy ensues.
Content Warnings: mild emotional abuse, bdsm humor, discussion of black market organ trade, scalpals, death, flesh goo, animate flesh and bone, reference to baby on baby murder, existentialism, veiled self-mutilation
Credits:
Featuring Mackenzie Eastram, Nathan Eastram, Lexi Conwell, and Valkyrie
Hosted, Edited, and produced by Lexi Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Riverhouse Games created The Treasure At The End Of This Dungeon Is An Escape From This Dungeon, And We Will Never Escape From This Dungeon. More games like this can be found on Riverhousegames.itch.io

Thursday Apr 01, 2021

Monday Mar 15, 2021
S1_Mass Effect 18: T-shirts and Treason
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Bottle episode in which Zira gets mad at god, Kane commits treason, and Ozzy fails an idiot check.
Content warnings: clowns, inappropriate use of food, mention of lobotomization, mention of crocodiles
Credits:
Kane Victus is played by Nathan Eastram.
Zira'tum nar Novuum is played by Mackenzie Eastram.
Ozailyander is played by Will Leet.
Hosted Edited, and produced by Alex Conwell.
Original music by Alex Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Mass Effect Universe by Bioware, owned by Electronic Arts.
Genesys rpg owned by Fantasy Flight Games.
Mass Effect Genesys mod by Blusunrize.

Monday Mar 01, 2021
S1_Mass Effect 17: Disco Anarchia
Monday Mar 01, 2021
Monday Mar 01, 2021
With Thrallia Aureus contained by the Depths circlet, the situation within The Gold TowerTM goes off the rails. Plans are accelerated. Escapes are made. Eat the rich (metaphorically).
Content Warnings:
Brain hemorrhaging, cruel experimentation, capitalist exploitation
Credits:
Kane Victus is played by Nathan Eastram.
Zira'tum nar Novuum is played by Mackenzie Eastram.
Ozailyander is played by Will Leet.
Hosted Edited, and produced by Alex Conwell.
Original music by Alex Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Mass Effect Universe by Bioware, owned by Electronic Arts.
Genesys rpg owned by Fantasy Flight Games.
Mass Effect Genesys mod by Blusunrize.
Music
Disco Medusae Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Space Race by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com

Monday Feb 15, 2021
S1_Mass Effect 16: Jail Break
Monday Feb 15, 2021
Monday Feb 15, 2021
The crew have thought about their actions and decide to punch the consequences in the face.
Content Warnings: mind control, jail
Credits:
Kane Victus is played by Nathan Eastram.
Zira'tum nar Novuum is played by Mackenzie Eastram.
Ozailyander is played by Will Leet.
Hosted Edited, and produced by Alex Conwell.
Original music by Alex Conwell.
Logo by Allison Meridith Healy.
Mass Effect Universe by Bioware, owned by Electronic Arts.
Genesys rpg owned by Fantasy Flight Games.
Mass Effect Genesys mod by Blusunrize.